The title says it all, complete the following sentence:

Finish this sentence: "I'm soooo metal that..."

rules:
- you cannot repeat anyone else's quote
- you can have more than one comment each
- tall tales are allowed

let me start:

I'm soooo metal that I actually broke my neck head-banging

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I remember having fun once, it was terrible...

I'm so metal that I bleed lead and shit platinum.

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"Your GOD died on a cross. Mine holds a hammer in his hand. Make your own conclusions." --Nergal (Behemoth)

I'm so metal that i listened to a disturbed album, and only cried for 30 min.

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"Raise your swords up High!,
See The Black Birds Fly!,
Let them hear your rage!,
Show no fear!......Attack!!!!!"
- Amon Amarth, metaltillidie

I am so metal I grind up vinyl metal records and eat them.

I'm so metal that i burned Down a Church of Satan, then built a Christian Church on top of it, then burned that one down.

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"Raise your swords up High!,
See The Black Birds Fly!,
Let them hear your rage!,
Show no fear!......Attack!!!!!"
- Amon Amarth, miniradman

I'm soooo metal that when I "splash splash splash" I am taking Abbath

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I remember having fun once, it was terrible...

I'm so metal i go to Slayer shows and Hardcore dance

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"Raise your swords up High!,
See The Black Birds Fly!,
Let them hear your rage!,
Show no fear!......Attack!!!!!"
- Amon Amarth,